new testament

Well heres my Golden Moment of the Week: The other day a man was handing out the new testament to people walking by infront of the bookstore. So I enter the bookstore without having to go through the awkward moment of saying "No thanks Im rejecting God" type deal with this guy and attempt the perform the same manuever on the way out. So as I was heading out I chose the door farthest away from this poor guy and open it as far as I can to avoid eye contact and walk swiftly in the opposite direction. Well I was so concerned with not making eye contact that I failed to notice that I had opened the door to far and it snapped back and hit me before I could walk away in time. I realized right there that God was punishing me and that man who was giving the testament probably felt a sense of justice as I was physically attacked by this door. Atleast I confirmed his belief in God by sacrificing my dignity.